Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
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What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

I’m that cousin that my aunties use as a
bad example to their kids

I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that
the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy

Being Single is So Nice 💯% ..
i Haven’t Bathed For 7 Days

Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..

TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones

You’re single do you want to know why?
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You’re ugly my friend

Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and
i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??…..
dont you know that sharing is caring???’

The power of being single and hitting neighbour’s wife

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry