Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter

ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.

Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home
Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs ..
Like Why They Didn’t Use Another Street ? 😒

There’s No Need For Them To Advertise Their Relationship Here

Remember back when you were a kid and you
thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin
wasn’t serious about life? Look at you now!😭😭😂

Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi

Your boyfriend when he show us your photos he start by saying ‘
but please guys don’t laugh’..

I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman

If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief

A man was walking
down the street when he was
accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple
of cash for dinner.
The man took out his wallet,
extracted 1k and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy
some beer with it instead of
dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years
ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you use it to go fishing
instead of buying food?” the man
asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,”
the homeless man said. “I spend
all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on green
fees at a golf course instead of
food?” the man asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the
homeless man. “I haven’t played
golf in 20 years!”
“Will you spend the money on a
woman in the red light district
instead of food?” the man asked.
“What disease would I get for
1k?” exclaimed the homeless
man.
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not
going to give you the money.
Instead,
I’m going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my
wife.”
The homeless man was
astounded.
“Won’t your wife be furious with
you for doing that? I know I’m
dirty and I probably smell pretty
disgusting.”
The man replied, “That’s okay.
It’s important for her to see what
a man looks like after he has
given up beer, fishing, golf and
sex.”

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