Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid

Your boyfriend took you out for dinner at his house ………………. Then when you got there he blind fold you and went to take champagne. Then u start touching the table and felt a Turkey (roasted chicken)u take a big peace and eat it …put the bones inside ur purse ….and wiped ur self with Ur T-shirt… When he came back he unblindfold u ….the u see that his whole family members are there …waiting to say surprise..

These Days You Don’t Know Whether
The Aunty Smiling At You Wants You For Her Daughter Or For Herself

A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
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Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!

Dear Single Nd beautiful Ladies: i want to tell you the Bitter truth😥
That 500 nd above likes you always get chases a potential future husband away

Dear Mom
I am not happy with the way you spoke to me on the “2nd” of June, so on the 1st of December I am leaving your house.
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Your Mom’s grandchild

Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves

Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..