A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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Keep your nose in your mask not in others people’s business
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A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games
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iBreak up yama 2000
.
Her: “Lion”
Him: “What is it now bbe?”
Her: “Love is over now”
Him: “Why bbe?”
Her: “Legal wise”
Him: “What r u saying bbe?”
Her: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer ”
Him: “Are you really breaking up with me
bbe
“?
Her: “Lunch bar”
Him: “What’s that now”
Her: “Obvious”
Him: “Can I see you one last time ”
Her: ” Tseee Tseeere Tseeee”
Him: “What do you mean”
Her: “John Cena”
Him: “What about him?”
Her: “You can’t see me
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why it is difficult for a woman to leave
abusive relationship than broke guy
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You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.
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Teacher…who is your father’s name?
Bundle of joy…Babe
Teacher….huu come on!
Bundle of joy….that’s how my mom calls him so?
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Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
•°•
African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋
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Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆
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2 tips for happy married life….._
– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*
– _Husband Association._
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Pls let me know if you can help – A friend of mine bought tickets to the Champions League final match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that its his wedding on the same day … coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date …. Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married….!
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Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.
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I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms
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The pain of not being able to tell your girlfriend that
your other girlfriend is cheating on you
with a guy that is playing her
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I can not marriage a girl who is not education.
Its unpossible
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