(Be careful and wise). One day i was just sitting in my room relaxing, i heard my phone rings, it was unknowing number from outside the country. I answered hello nigga, the (guy) fine nigga. Am Jerry calling from London, i my speaking to Eto’o? I said no because i don’t know anyone called Jerry from London. The (guy) oh, but this is Eto’o phone number? I said yes but Eto’o is also in London living noba 30th titi ohji ohle av street, you can reach him there in London. The (guy) oh, oh, Ohoo, London far. Abeg when he come back home, tell him i called from Lagos with international number okay. Hahaha, mugu maga.

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You find two people in a happy relationship and yet
you still want to get between them. Are you a g-string?

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There is no privacy in this country anymore.. How can i be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says
“Uncle scroll back,, i did not see that girl’s picture well”😞

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i hate it when those who speaks in tongues comes late in service
and will start it at door entrance to d puipet just for every one to notice

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Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both

Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.

One word for the boy?

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*Why MEN are important ??*👨🏻

1. You can’t spell (Madam)👩🏻
without the (Adam)👨🏻in it

2. Neither can you spell (Woman) 👩🏻
without the (Man)👨🏻

3. You also cannot spell (Female)👩🏻
without the (Male)👨🏻

4. Nor spell (She)👩🏻
without the (He)👨🏻

5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)👩🏻
without the (Mr)👨🏻

6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) �
and not (A-women)…

*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*😄

*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY*

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Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

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Every Girl Should Be Treated Like A Queen,
Even If She Looks Like A King

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She waits till you say Hi! so that she can say Hi! too. She waits till you say I love you so that she can say I love you too.
~
Everything she says after you’ve said.
My brother if you are not dating an ECHO then it’s a parrot🦜

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Don’t Be Surprised If Your Boyfriend
Doesn’t Marry You, it’s Not Easy Paying For
Something That You Already Ate

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Ladies sometimes you need to deposit
R5000 in your Bae’s account with a
reference that says
“thanks for pipi and everything bbe”

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At church service⛪

Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤

Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶

Rich: Yes Man Of God😮

Pastor: Do I know u? Have we Met before?😐

Rich: Not at all Pastor! And its my first time coming here☺

Pastor: You have blankets at home😕

Rich: Yes that’s true pastor😊

Pastor: you eat food and drink water for almost everyday😕

Rich: Yes papa! Go deeper papa go deeper!

Pastor: And your mother is a woman

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Nywe Nywe “I’m January He’s February We’re March”
Yeyii Fokof You Are You,He’s Him,And You Are People

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Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone

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If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them

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If you want to bleach, bleach with sense, don’t come and be looking like traffic light.
Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck

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