What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in Modified Version….

Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝

Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂

And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.

Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.

For security reasons, I finally chose TV.

If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.”
The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.”
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. “William,” she said, “the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
“Arnold,” she said, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He’s a pain!”
“But David,” she said, “the chicken was delicious!”

Ladies you must always get married to
older men than you so that
when you lose your beauty,
he is also losing his eyesight.
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Are we together ladies??

Mshini: Im by your gate baby come out
.
Busha: come out come out what!!!! Do I look like a demon ?