People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?

When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”
The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”
The next day the same
man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.” The next day the same man comes in the bar and
orders 15 shots of
whiskey. Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers in laws alive

Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.

That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife
and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like
you have your intestine out.
Like really,
come on this is 2018 not 2017 things must change

If your Girl calls you more than twice in a day
Break up with her she is a psycho 🤐

Women Dont have Airtime To Call Men☝

That moment when a child hits you in front of her mom,
and you can’t do anything you just be like
” yeeeey wena nana yeeeey ”
with that fake smile wishing her mom wasn’t around

i Hate Seeing My Girl Cry ,
That’s Why i Have A Password On My Phone. ..

My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.

Dating a girl who bleached is not a problem. The problem is when she gets pregnant and you’re expecting a cute baby like NEYMAR.
👇
Then boom POGBA
Swain_da_SpoiltBrat

was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
.
after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
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the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”