Xolie grew up in Mbare. She went to law school in London. After her studies she decided to go back to Harare, because
she could be a big lady there.

There she opened her new law office. The first day, she saw a man coming up to her office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Xolie pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat. Xolie said into the phone: “No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks. “Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. “I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.” Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”

The visitor sat patiently as Lady X rattled instructions. Finally, Xolie put down the telephone and said: “Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you? “The man said: “I’m from Tel One … I’ve come to connect your phone