If women would just keep quiet, there won’t be any problem in any family.
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A *wife* & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow. The *wife* asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull have sex per day?”
Manager replied: “6 times or more a day”.
*Wife: looks at her husband and says…..” you see!”
Then the husband asked the manager: “You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?”
Manager said ” No, No, with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his *wife* and says ….
“you see!!!!”
And the fight started !!
Who caused the fight???
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PLEASE DON’T ANSWER 🙈 it’s gonna cause another fight

Die Sar

I am apply to my job of security guad to you boss in your company of foset. I complete to std… 7 extermination certificate in 1997 during voting that year. My skool Uzumba high school very good. I am 27 years to be born of age and no waif and no childish. My father is left long time ago and my mother is marry in Mateblelend there 10 ears now. So nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself but pass English and fail Shonar and mathematics because of Ndlovu teacher teaching me is jealous of myself. Me wear expenses watch and clothes than ndlovu teacher.

I hear you people want security guards to your company. I tell you am on job experience for 2 ears, me watch Rambo one and two. I can chase a thief. I am red for intefiew with you. Thank you sar. Please, also great your waif.

Yours, in peace:
Nyaa..

My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

God made every person different, He got tired!
when time he got to China…

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it. “In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box? “Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again. “Hillary was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we’ve been together. “They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill -“So why do you have all that money in the box? “Bill answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans… I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash! “

People In The Taxi Are So Kind
Today I Just Stretched My Arms ,
They Gave Me A Roll-On
Then When I Say ”Thank You”
They Gave Me A Mint!🍬

People who are online without the Green Dot are
More dangerous than Electricity

Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.

With all due respect for the
LAWYERS

A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to re-occupy the home.

He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie…. “WE ALL KNOW”…lawyers cannot and do not lie. (?????)

So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked: “How many children do you have?

He answered: “Twelve.”

The agent asked “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie. One only has to choose the right words… And don’t forget, unfortunately most politicians are lawyers.

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus

My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…

[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?