There was a beautiful girl in a village admired by four men.
SINGER
HUNTER
DOCTOR
FISHERMAN
One day,she went to wash her clothes by the river coincidentally the four men where there watching her, All of a sudden a crocodile bit her and dragged her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful song ,the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was dead . The girl floated on the water.
The FISHERMAN dived in and brought her out to the shore then,
The DOCTOR treated her and she was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the girl among the four men?
Need answer from intelligent people like U!!!!!

*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Father: Dude, why did you break up with her? She was a good woman..!?
•°•
Son: She’s a murderer, she killed a spider in my room. How can I date someone who ruined my chances of becoming spiderman..

Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020

There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life

The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males, yet every girl has a boyfriend.*

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌

When Your Crush Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend And
Hits You With A “Hey Stranger”🙆

Secret to a long lasting marriage. Listen to your husband always
because he’s always right😏

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALY STRESSFUL
Wife: which teams are watching?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal..
Husband: thats a good team…
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play for these teams…
Wife: okey sweeet…is that chris brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain…
Wife : okey but they look the same…what’s
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player… After
few minutes rooney scores for manchester
united….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for
manchester united…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal
who shouldhave scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should go out of the pitch for his
misbehaving…
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill?ing to answer]
aaaaaaano…
Wife: its the same with traffic
lights ;yellow=warning? ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ….
Wife :what about the green card? Husband:
mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the arsenal coach
….arsene wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s
coach is manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee

“Guys been thinking and at the same point confused why,,
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)

Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.