Teacher : “Who is the president of South Africa?”
Children : “Shaka Zulu.”
Teacher : “Correct, and the minister off defence?”
Children : “Benny McCArthy.”
Teacher : “Correct, what is the capital city of South Africa?”
Children : “Nkandla.”
Teacher : “Very good,
and who composed the national anthem?”
Children : “Black coffee and Dj Tira.”
Teacher : “Excellent, what do you call people from Moscow?”
Children : “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher : “Perfect, how much is 2 + 5?”
Children : “25”
Teacher : “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”

Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

Dear Dad,

I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.

Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law

Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate

Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A sceptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?” The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with, “Your father is fishing in Michigan.” The sceptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.” “No” replied the super computer immediately, “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout!”

Seeing people walk out of my life is very painful……
I want them to run

Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that