Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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China had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In US, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Swaziland, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Zimbabwe in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves;
South Africa, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
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A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks..
I will smell it & order.”
The confused owner got a fork.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
“Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork.
The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says
“Oh interesting…,
I never knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.
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Just when you have thought you have seen them all. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you see your boyfriend wearing a lace material Bvd.
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A boy comes home after school. His grandmother asks him, “Well, tell me Jimmy, what did you do today?”
“Granny, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we did experiments with explosives.”
“Oh, and what are you doing tomorrow at school?”
“At what school?”
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Once you turn 25yrs and above there’s no need to set an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up by force
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Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!
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I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…
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I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅♀️
She’s gonna stay with my sister.
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My girl told me she needs money for her fees(200 thousand$) saying her dad is sick and couldn’t send the money,
all I did was to send A dollar and told her to buy drug for her dad
so he could pay for her needs
Guess what she broke up with me please ppl did I do any thing wrong??
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That irritating moment when u just can’t
seem to locate the longer side of your
blanket during that harsh winter night! You
try pulling your blanket to cover your head,
but your two naughty feet keep on popping
out. Damn you winter!!! What power do you
have to make us suffer!!
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If she cheats on you just go nd buy a Diamond ring nd set a Romantic dinner then kneel down and ask her “Do you think Lerato will like this Ring?” Avele anye
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She Thinks The Guy Who Broke Her Virginity
Is The same Guy Thats Gone Marry Her 😂😂😂😂😂
should I Tell her Or ???
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Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?
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*In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂*
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After breaking up
Ex bae:hello
Me: hy
Ex bae:wat are you doing
Me: I am at a funeral
Exbae:who died
Me: my feeling for you b****
Ex bae:😢
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