A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

I thought I’ve seen it all at varsity till a 1st year went to a lecturer n said “can I pls go to toilet”

A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they’re allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.

She picked Brad Pitt, Jhonny Depp, Salman Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.

He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their nextdoor neighbour and their son’s third grade teacher.

*Men are simple like that….they set achievable goals.*

I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing?
He said working from home.

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”

Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
.
Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there

Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…

Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”

I was in a job interview today (for a ‘Sales Post’) when the interviewing manager gave me his laptop and said “I want you to try and sell this to me”.So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said “Bring it back here, right now”.I said “$200, and it’s yours”.

When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing