Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money
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Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color
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Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂
Inbox if you are interested.
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If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east who were following the star.
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Dear Tsonga People,
Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.
Regards
Joburgers
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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”
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On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
>>>
I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems
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My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝
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Teacher: What are ethics?
Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.
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Gave this Whoonga boy R10 and told him
TO NOT buy any drugs,
this nigga said to me “Don’t tell me what to do with my money”
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Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as “incorrect”.
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
“Your password is incorrect”
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It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’
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A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….
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In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in South Africa.
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Girls Imagine me as your boyfriend,
in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine😊😊😊
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Manchester City – eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup, Carabao Cup
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Chelsea – all eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup
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Man United – all eyes on EPL, FA Cup, Uefa
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Liverpool – all eyes on next season
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