You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects
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Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
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👩🏿: why didn’t you tell me that you have a girlfriend?🤔
🧔🏻: Because You didn’t ask me🤷♂️
👩🏿: So you waited for me to come ask you, when you had the opportunity to tell me from the onset?🤬
🧔🏻:No I wasn’t really waiting for you to come and ask.😑
👩🏿: okay so why didn’t you tell me?🥺
🧔🏻: I didn’t tell you because You didn’t ask me😕🙄
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I want to kill a chicken,
so should I use a knife or a wife?
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Wife ,,..why didn’t you pick my phone
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I was dancing on my ringtone
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Carrying unwanted pregnancy is like carrying a big bags for your big sis
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If you don’t own anything ‘Made in China’ please leave my page.
You are too rich!
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If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!
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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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Nelson Mandela Will End Up Be In The Bible… `
Watch The Space!`
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I said NO..!! to a Girl asking me to be her boyfriend,
cause my mind is telling me
she just
wanna sleep with me and run away.
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My uncle always pick a quarrel with me, he doesn’t know how clever i can be.😜😜😜
I changed my name on my Instagram to “Your village people” then I followed him.
His notification now reads. “Your village people is now following you on instagram”.
Since morning, he has been drinking anointing oil..
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Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick
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“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend
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No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!
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Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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