King Solomon had 700 wives and
cheated on them with 300 concubines &
God still loved him.
Your husband cheats on you with one maid
and we can’t have peace. Ladies read the Bible*

Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?

Her:👩 who telled you them?

Him👨 okay babe never mind

What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking
That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.

Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
.
Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..

If I meet the shopkeeper in the neighborhood today, I’ll finish with him.
Last night, I went to buy condoms, he tells me it’s finished. This morning, when my wife went to buy bread, he told her to tell me that the condoms I was looking for are now available. What is the professional secret of a shopkeeper?

Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
~•~
Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????

Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket
And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying
“Am Not Your Friend My Friend”

This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em… 😑
O Ya Hlanya. 🖕🏽
.
I See Her Intentions… 😏
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.

Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔