interviewer: we were paying our previous employee R15000 for that job because he has more experience , so Mr Skebhe how much you expecting us to pay you
Skebhe :oh R25000 mhlonishwa
Interviewer : why you asking such a big salary because you said you don’t have any experience
Skebhe : well job is more harder when you don’t know what you are doing

Gal: Hei dude, do you smoke?
Boy: Yes i do.
Gal: How many packs a day?
Boy; 3 packs.
Girl: Owkey, den how much per pack?
Boy: R10.00 each
Gal: And how long have you been
smoking?
Boy: it abt 15 years
Gal: So 1 pack cost R10.00 and you have
3packs a day which puts your spending
each month at R900. Then in one year, it
would be R10,800. Ryt??
Boy: Ofcos jeas.
Gal: If in 1 year you spend R10,800 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at R162,000 correct?
Boy: Jah correct
Gal: Do you know that if you hadn’t
smoked all along,that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 15 years,
you could have now
bought a Ferrari?
Boy: Yoooh!!!! my dear serious..
Gel: Jah dats fact.
Boi: So wena do you smoke?
Gal: No
Boy: Then where’s your Ferrari???

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He was a widower and she a widow.
They had met for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
This 50th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes…, yes I will!”
The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”
He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”
“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued, “And I am so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming

I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App
especially those who can’t: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
~•~
But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”

Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.
Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.