Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there
the day you’ll be dumped please
call a Press conference we deserve to know. .

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Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?

Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy
that is just a friend but people think they r inlove

I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us

The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!

In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victims but suddenly a nurse came and said…

“Miss, excuse me! I am a nurse and i can do it better. Step back.. I’ve had a course in first aid and I’m trained in giving first aid and CPR”.

The woman stepped aside and watched the procedure and said, “If you need a doctor, I’m just behind you.”

The nurse turned and looked at the woman in dismay.

Humility counts! Stay humble. If you will go far in 2018, you will need to drop your pride and treat people right.

Pride only drives people away because it stinks.

I never make a Same Mistake twice
I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area