A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…

Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

When I’m thinking of stop drinking alcohol
BuT something reminds me that my parents didn’t raise a quieter!!!!

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

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Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!

A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.

if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂

If you can’t solve a financial problem with at least 3 phone calls,
Then you need to change your circle of friends.

Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning