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I Guess I’ll Be Bored in Heaven Because All My Friends Are Going To Hell

Never allow your husband to pray silently, the idiot might be asking God for a girlfriend.

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Avoid the people that want to be best friends immediately. They’re usually the over-dramatic ones.

Get someone who thinks your gorgeous even when you look like a sack of potatoes.

How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.