People who buy a car and don’t post it on Facebook you are too matured but as for me when I buy a car, I will not only post it, but also park it in your timeline

What if Jacob Zuma wants to
resign but can’t write
a resignation letter??.

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”

If 2 witches
watched 2
watches,which
witch watched
which watch?

Some People Will Never Like Your Picture
Even if You Took it With Jesus

Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??

Main Chicks Don’t Comment On They Man
Posts Or Pictures They Monitor The Comment
Section And Screenshot The Suspicious Ones
For Verification

This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
.
I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business

If ur boyfriend allows👉u to chill💃n stay in taverns🥂🍻n pubs🍺🙄trust me🤦‍♂️u not🙅in his plans🤷‍♂️as his future wife👩‍❤️‍👨

Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling

We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they’re allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.

She picked Brad Pitt, Jhonny Depp, Salman Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.

He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their nextdoor neighbour and their son’s third grade teacher.

*Men are simple like that….they set achievable goals.*