How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys

Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane ✈
Before the take off there was an announcement. ” this plane is made by your students ”
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked ” you are not afraid ?”
The principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane ✈ won’t even start “

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂

Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.

Those of you that went to private schools, answer this question: Please why is there a letter ‘D’ in Fridge but it isn’t there in Refrigerator

That Annoying Moment When You Are Standing There Alone
Like A Lost Puppy While
Your Friend Talks To Someone You Don’t Know

Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because
that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

Shout Out To Every Nigga Buying their Girlfriends iPhones & Samsung s8 on their Birthdays So They Can send us High Quality Nudes… We appreciate u

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

On my wedding day, there’ll be a break where y’all go home and eat,
then come back

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….

The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups