Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why? Jonso: You said you want a serious Continue Reading..

Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream, please try to reduce salt n pepper next time Thank you

If a man tells you he’s not like other men, my sister ask him if he can give birth.

My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here” She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….

An idiot found a iPhone on the floor, He give it to a police officer, however, the officer thought it Continue Reading..

if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough , I wanna be your ringtone too

Our Parents warned US about Mjolo (Relationships) we didn’t Listen . Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On Continue Reading..

I just smoked weed for the first time and this thing is so weak it has no effect on me. Continue Reading..