`Some Irritating Facebook status

●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕

●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)

●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)

●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)

●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕

●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)

●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)

●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)

●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)

😒

I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

Baba Saxidas Quote on Men

Long Time Ago, Men Who Sacrificed There Love, Youth, Parents, Identity, Laughter & There Hapines Were Called Saints!

Now They Are Called Husband

When i Look At Some Of You ,
i Can Just Feel Your Parents’s Pain And Regret

You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot

That moment when 🤔 you at a wedding 🤵🏾👰🏾 and you enjoying the seven colors 🍲🍝🍱 and then boom pastor Lukau start praying 🗣 and all beef 🥩and di chickens 🍗 starts ressurecting 🐓🐄 and you are left with rice and onions in your plate

The way my ex used To lie when we were daTing
IF she sent me a good morning massage
I Go outside and check iF iT really moRning

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card

Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning