I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.
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ONLY BLACK PEOPLE TALKING TO A COCKROACH BEFORE THEY KILL IT
OYA KAE ….??
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Earphones are like underwears
do you share your underwear
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
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decided to burn lots of calories
today so I set a fat kid on fire..
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Who else has noticed that the guy playing the Keyboard in Church does not pay offering
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Nyaa and Ngena ,2 children were sitting outside a clinic.
Ngena happened to be crying very loud,
“Why are you crying?” Nyaa asked.
“I came for a blood test.” sobbed Ngena
“So are you afraid?” asked Nya.
Ngena then replied,”For the blood test they have to cut my finger.”
As Nya heard this,he immidiately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Ngena asked Nyaa,”Why are you crying now?”
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Nya then replied,”I came for a urine test.”
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The u are black u look like someone was testing a boom with ur face
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The Fire 🔥 That Is Going To Catch That Guy Who Claimed To Be Dead In Alph Lukua’s Movie 🙁
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Is Still Doing Its Press Ups In Limpopo!!
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Dating a prostitute is not a problem. The problem is when you want to have sex……and she will be like ‘babie no you cant be having stock everyday……the business is gonna go down
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We Ugly Guys We Don’t Cheat.💔
We Know The Struggle Of Getting A Girlfriend
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If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him,
tell him panties are on special at PEP…
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jacob what is a country next to USA
jacob quickly answers USB
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When I was a small boy my grandmother use to call me
my boy friend playing with my some thing,
but when I matured she started calling me my grand son
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WIFE: “Dont take my car today coz i wanna go shopping”
HUBBY: “Honey, u kip reffering to everything in the house as yours, u are supposed to use the word “OUR” in stead of “MY”.
The nextg dayh the wife seems busy looking for something whilst the hubby 9is speaking to her till he says,”Honey u aint listening to me at all right? what are u still looking for?”
the wife replied: “Honey i am looking for our pant and bra”
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Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point
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