Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head
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The day you will be ready to have a baby
,pampers will be R850.00
and Baby milk will be R1650.00
so it’s now or never
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CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK ,
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID ,
EXCEPT YOU!
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When you think your relationship is a movie,
But🤦i it’s just an advert!
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🧒: May I please pass with level 7 only
🧙🏿: Bring the principal underwear 😂💁
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Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings
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16 December_Home
25 December_Home
26 December_Home
31 December _Home
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BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊
Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ
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I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.
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I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button
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When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…
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Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol this Xmas.
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
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If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!
Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.
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But why do we condemn girls for wanting rich guys??
even me if I was a girl I would’nt date my self!!
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HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON
1>YOU HAVE FACEBOOK
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2>YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE
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4>YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS
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5>YOU DIDN’T NOTICE THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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7>YOU JUST CHECKED TO SEE OF THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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8>WHERE IS NUMBER 6 , IDIOT ?
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9>YOU’RE NOW SMILING BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN IDIOT
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10>WHERE IS NUMBER 1?
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11>YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME AND WENT TO CHECK !
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12>YOU’RE NOT NORMAL AT ALL
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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