When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room
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Don’t delete his numbers (EX) because
one day you will need a fovour….
And it might be no where to find him
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Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
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The teacher slap poor little John.
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Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”
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Little Johnny’s teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened, and he replied, “Ma’am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent’s bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and then he punched me in the face.”
“Ok, Johnny”, the teacher said, trying to help, ” the next time your dad asks you if you’re still awak…
e, don’t answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep.”
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye. The teacher asked him why he didn’t follow her advice.
Johnny explained, “Ma’am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said ‘I’m coming’, and Mom said ‘I’m coming too’, and I didn’t want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, ‘Let me just put on my slippers, I’m coming too’ and that’s when I got punched in the face
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There’s someone out there who thinks
your Ex is normal and loyal just imagine
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I’m just here to remind you that “I will never leave you” has left you..!
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May Your Xmas be free from Quagmile..Let it be Adoriferous, full of rampant cockistocracy, aggravated by the vitality of perambolity with the plumage of decapitation so that the new year will be congruental in as far as the mototiplity is concerned..
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I hope English was compulsory at your school…
Good day
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I onces blocked my mom’s slap… The next day she was telling all the relatives and her friends that I wanted to kill her!!!
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Me:) What Is The Opposite Of I KNOW
👩Her:)I Don’t Know
👨Me:)You Will Never Know Dear
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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*
Please give me $100
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
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😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!
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If you wanna know the truth about yourself😉
Offend your neighbour..
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That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “❤️”
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Then You Also React “❤️”……
But You Are On Free Mode
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Malema: Jacob zuma what is a country next to USA?
Jacob Zuma: USB
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A teacher told his class that 2X + 2X= 4😐
Rich got up and said: “It’s a lie!!!”😑
The teacher got angry😠 and said: “I have been teaching for past five years, so i know what I’m saying!!!”😟😞
Rich also said: “I have also been in this class for seven years now!!
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady’s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. “Wow!” the man said. “Can I take it for a test drive?” Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady’s house. “Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?”
“My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money.”
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