My brother, if you don’t tell your girlfriend she is beautiful,
Indian men will tell her on Facebook.

Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

Dear Dad,

I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.

Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law

TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS

Nyaa was in love wit a cert girl bt neva had the
guts to tell her. One night around 11pm he gatherd
some courage and sent her a text saying, ‘I love
u, I wanna date u. Pls reply and tell me how u
feel’.
A few secs later he recieved a meseg alert on
his fon. He was so scared & tensed to open it
dat night so he decided not to check and reply until the
next morning when he’s less tensed. When he woke
up the nxt day he prayed seriously abt d msg for
gudnews, did his morning chores, brushd his
teeth…ate his brkfast, had his bath, dressed up
then climbed into bed n picked his fon to read d
msg.
This was d response he read:
“Dear customer you hav insufficient balance to
send dis msg. Please recharge your
account and try again.”

Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser

Once all the engineering
professors were sitting in one
plane Before the take off One
announcement came “this
plane is made by your students
” then all professors stood up,
ran and went outside, but the
principal was sitting. One guy
came and asked ” are you not
afraid ” then the principal
replied ” I trust my students
very well and I am sure the
plane won’t even start “

I never make a Same Mistake twice
I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure

Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London

If you want your man to help you in the kitchen
Just borrow his phone torch
he’ll be following you up and down