Dancing with a skinny girl feels like
cleaning the floor with a mop..
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Teacher: Do you have a God?
Kid: Yes.
Teacher: If so, can you see Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Can you touch Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Then you don’t have a God.
Kid: Can I also ask you a question?
Teacher: Yes, sure.
Kid: Do you have a brain?
Teacher: Of course!
Kid: Can you see it?
Teacher: No!
Kid: Can you touch it?
Teacher: Are you an idiot? Of course I can’t.
Kid: Then you don’t have a brain.
Teacher: What!?
Kid: You see teacher. God is like our brain. We cannot see Him, nor touch Him. But we know He’s there.
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I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
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I’ve been fainting since
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If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Fear those witches…
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Never Mess Around With Ugly girls Bruh
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They Are So Fertile,
Once You Kiss Her Boom!! She’s Pregnant
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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I don’t date broke men…. yet she doesn’t own a single pair of heels let me not talk about a hand bag
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When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag
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Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please no arguement here✋
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When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…
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if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂
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TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”
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Have You Ever Looked At Your Past Partners
And Asked Yourself What The Hell Were You Thinking?
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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.
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Women inbox Us First All The Time,
You Just Haven’t Experienced It Because You’re Ugly 🙆
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Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president
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