Stay Away From Friends Who Become Moody After Getting Paid..!
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Adam and Eve during their Valentines:
Eve: ‘Do u love me?’
Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”
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Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs
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Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!
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If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice.
Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.
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Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!
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Boy : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl : Thanks honey. Where’s my Valentine’s gift?
Boy : (Points out) Can you see that red BMW parked over
there?
Girl : Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t believe this.
Boy : I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour
😆😆😆😆😆
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This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back
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Ladies Please Repeat After Me;
“My Boyfriend’s Money, Is My Money Too!!!”
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Congratulations to women who got pregnant
by men they met on Facebook,
you’re carrying a little “notification
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found that it is under normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, take off your clothes,” the doctor asked. She did. He started to examine her breasts. He pressed them many times in different places.
Then he asked her to get dressed and he said, “Of course, the baby is underweight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.
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My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics.
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online.
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What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?
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Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head
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the way my mom looks 👀at me
when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother🙄
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
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