*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
.
Let’s begin to start

If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!

Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂

Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back

Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.

When your salary is R3 500 and your child’s school fees is R1 500
And you hear him saying’ 1+3=13

I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier

I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…