A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Guys if you have forgotten your Vaseline don’t panic. We will wait for those Chef in the kitchen to go to sleep then we gonna steal those Olive oil.

A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty
forks.. I will smell it &
order.”
The confused owner got a fork. The blind
man smelt the fork with a deep breath. “Yes,
I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes
and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the
blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his
smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where
his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork
over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him
the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his
nose and says “Oh interesting…, I never
knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.

Just because that lipstick is expensive it doesn’t mean it’s looks good on your lips,
some lips just need vaseline
and that Green Zam-buk

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”.
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: “Yes”

Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?

Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4…

She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.

imagine Marrying An Old Man For His Money And You Die First.

Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.