Fat girls will be like: “I don’t like picmix”
Ahhh my sister we all know that you don’t fit in the frame

My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend

Your girlfriend and her parents are unemployed.
But she got a new iPhone 11 🙄

Come here bro, I won’t hit you

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day

Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table

You’ve A Boyfriend That You’re Always Proud Of, But You’re Always On Free Mode;
What’s His Job Kantsi???