My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge
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If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!
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People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.
😓😓😓
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Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Judge collapsed.
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Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆♀️
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Alll these single girlfriends out here
but you are still making
Someone’s Girlfriend laugh
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A man takes his seat at a FIFA
world cup final.He looks to his left
& notices that there is a spare
seat betwen himself & the next
guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the
FIFA world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We
have been to the last five WORLD
CUP finals together, but sadly she
passed away.”
MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and
very sweet of you to have her here
symbolically by having a vacant
seat …but these are expensive
tickets; couldn’t you have brought
another family member, friend
orsomeone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at her
funeral!
“MEN WILL BE MEN !!
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I bought a cellphone from an Indian shop
Then when I switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”
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Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
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Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India
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U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck,
you just nails
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Woman mind is cleaner than that of Man’s –
because she change it more often
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the way my mom looks 👀at me
when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother🙄
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After Your First Night With Him,
On Your Way Home You See His Post
“Done And Dusted”🙆
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