When you play “God’s Plan”, music video,
Drake give people money, cars, etc.
but if you play that Music video in Reverse
Drake takes Money & Cars from People
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I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
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A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
“Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl’s *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted
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My duty is to eat rice
and stew at the wedding
weather the bride truly
loves the groom or
marrying him for money
| don’t care.
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If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead & you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You can not be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
Witch craft
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Block Your Moms Slap & Listen To Her
Telling The Whole Family
How You Tried To Kill Her
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The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet..
Or is air part of the ingredient???
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My Ex Posted a Pic yesterday With Her Bae And Got 3 Likes..
im so happy
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Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop
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Dear Men
When we give our girlfriends R500 to do their hair,
please lets add R250 lunch money, it gets very full at the salon.
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I hate it when people confuse education with intelligence,
you can have a degree and still be an idiot.
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You take her to kfc for the first time.,
you be like babe what can i get u,
she be like”stop it i like it”
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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
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Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii
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The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.
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If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them
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