*RELATIONSHIPS IN 2020*
Boy: babe Are you coming or I can call
Refiloe.
Girl: sorry sweetheart, I can’t today I will
go and see Rainbow .He got paid today.
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Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but they are physically fit from running
from one man to another
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Africa is the only continent in the world, when you meet a girl on a Monday, on Wednesday her phone breaks down or flies. And if you’re not paying attention on Saturday it’s her birthday
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My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.
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Besides driving a polo
Which other HIV symptoms do you know?
😦😄😂🤣😆😃😊
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”
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Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”
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In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?
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A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂
😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!
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Don’t delete his numbers (EX) because
one day you will need a fovour….
And it might be no where to find him
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Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January
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i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 …
What if Someone Comes ?
And Actually Tries To Steal Them ? ,
Do i Have To Fight Them ? I’m Not Ready ✋
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Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”
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Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!
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For the 1st time in history,
every woman knows where her Man is..!
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Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?
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