Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh
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If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.
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My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”
he can’t leave his business open and close yours
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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
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Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..
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A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”
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I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.
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My son is very stupid.He gets zero even if I write homework for him
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Pretending to think hard🤔 when the teacher is looking👀at you!
Who else did this?
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There are only two kinds of people in this world:
Doctors and Patients
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There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.
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The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number
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Mom: what are doing today?😉
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Me: Nothing why?😐
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Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔
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Me: I didn’t finish
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Nobody cheats like a Guy who always respond with
“Prblm is u don’t trust me”… To ur accusations
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If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!
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Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences
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Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how to approach her as she was wearing a GUCCI t-shirt & iPhone X on her hand, & remember I’m using Mobicel R1, So I just decided to set the alarm for 5 min, I did that, after 5 min my phone started to ring, I pretended as it’s a call , I started to talk , ” hey man , are you done washing my BMW I8 & my Mercedes G63″I said, I pretended as I’m listening ” ohh man how can you wash my Nissan , but anyway it’s fine, I’ll use that one, don’t forget to clean even inside”I said , “Goodbye”…So when I was just finished talking , that Lady whom I was sitting next to , she just said “hello(smilingly)”, I replied back ” HELLO “, in my heart I knew that I’ve won her …Then she said to me “here is your battery, it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket”, I shouted “taxi driver, drop me here” , I got off from that taxi
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