I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

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True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor says “Turn around nd tell your neighbour jesus has paid my debts

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If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

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When Sweden and Denmark are playing the score luks like Swe 0-0 Den
The words that are not used stand for Den-Mark??

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If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Fear those witches…

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How to trick weed smokers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 …See more

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken

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I tried having sex while listening to Gospel music..
I ended up putting her clothes back on and
i helped her get back with her Ex..

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Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke,
does not cheat and also Does not exist

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You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

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Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes,
We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t Spell Some Words..!

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I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

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This Morning I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me,
So I Passed Them With Only Two Cookies On The Plate
And 8 In My Pockets

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Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

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I put my grandmother’s phone on vibration,
and I told her that she need to buy
new ring tones,
now I have R250 with me just to buy her new ring tones.

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