SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS Boy: Imu (I miss u) Girl: mum (miss u more) Boy: u sure? Girl: yh trumu Continue Reading..

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife, should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work Boss:what about a taxi? Me:i dont have Continue Reading..

Wedding in America : Invited: 100 Present at church :80 Present at reception :70 Gifts:67 Missing object: 0 Wedding in Continue Reading..

I was so embarrassed last night. My girl asked me baby let’s say you have 10 minutes to be in Continue Reading..

Girl: “Hi, Baby” Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You There?” Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Continue Reading..

“Dear South African People” Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! Continue Reading..

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?