A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $1,500 or we can have her shipped back home for $50,000.” The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend £50,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $1,500?” The husband replied, “Long ago, a man (JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide

Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead

Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏

Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. 🤦🤦🤦

Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
.
Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down

If I Block You On Social Media And You See Me In Public,
The Block Still Applies In Real Life

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with

Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???