9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
.
What a shame…!!

*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

*If having a wife were like Soccer*

*Transfer Market*

Imagine

*Dube has accepted Nyathi’s $300.00 bid for his wife for 4 years, maSibanda*.

*Smith’s $222.00 release clause has been activated by her next door neighbour John William*

*MaNcube is now a Free Agent and indications are that Moyo might agree terms for a 2 year deal with her soon*

*Nyathi and Robert are competing to sign maSiziba this winter. The experienced female is expected to make a decision by end of this week*

That moment when u visit your
rich relative in the surburbs,
then his wife serves u 2 slices of
bread,1 egg and a small cup of tea.Then the
children come to u and ask “uncle,so u will
finish all these?”
.
In yo heart u will be like “Fotseki,i finish the
whole loaf alone,now whats this?”🍞

Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”

Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies ” Yes i do ” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”
The guy replies ” Oh I have a personal genie”
The first man asks “Can i make a wish? ”
Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”
“Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ”
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?”
The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning

A woman wanted to reach her
husband on his mobile phone
but discovered that she was
out of credit; she instructed
her son – to use his own
phone to pass across an
urgent message to daddy who
is at site.
After the son had called, he
got back to mummy to inform
her that it was a lady that
picked up daddy’s phone the
three times he tried reaching
dad on the mobile.
(Women!!)
She waited impatiently for her
husband to return from site,
immediately she sighted him,
she gave him a very hard slap,
while the man was trying to
ask why? She repeated the
slap, people from
neighborhood rushed around
to know the cause of this.
The man asked his son to tell
everybody what the lady said
to him when he called,
son said:
“The number u are trying to
call is not reachable at the
Moment. Please Try Again
Later”.

Dating a broke married man is a waste of sin my sister

These days sitting in the toilet🚽 playing with your phone📱
is more enjoyable than being in a relationship!! 💔