Dear friends…
Please wish me luck for tomorrow’s Comrades Marathon!
Last year, I quit at 55km, after 4 and a half hours.

This year… I want to watch the whole thing…

Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

When its too cold….men will apologise to her
even if she is wrong just to get🍑

The power of 🍑 vs winter
Lets not argue on this gents!!!!!

Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

” I’m Sorry But You’re Not My Type ”
Am i Not Your “Type” ? Or i Just Don’t
Have Money ?
Be Specific Sisi

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop

I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently.
Is That A Registration Fee?✋

When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!

During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 🤞

I remember the day my ex sent me breakup
messages, and mum asked me what I was
reading? I told her,” tips to cook delicious
food ” then she said why are you crying?
Then I replied,” I’ve reached where they are
cutting onions.

Forget about Coronavirus stress.
Have you ever waved back at someone
who wasn’t waving at you..?

*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival 😂😂😂