Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖

Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another

How come does 60 seconds equal 1 minute
60 minutes equal 1 hour
But 60 hours is not equal to 1 day

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her

I’ve got a problem that I don’t get angry and that makes me really angry

Girls did you know that these boys when they inbox 📥 us it took a long process? They go through our Profile pics to check if we’re approachable, to check if we’re at the same level. After that they go to inbox and type📼 “Hi” n they stop for 2mins meditating🙀 if they can post it or not, they delete❌it and log out thinking if they can come up with good approach. After some few hours⌚ they consolidate✊ themselves n say now am going to talk to her, they log in n come straight to your acc n look at your pic for 3mins thinking, they cancel it and they go to check their notifications 🔔, they leave their Facebook online n do something for 15mins, they come back n notice that you’re online they log out again coz they think they’re being watched. They log in n check their notifications 🔔again for 30sec n they come back to ur acc n notice that you’ve logged out, they boost their confidence n they type “Hello Beautiful” n they stop for 3mins, they delete it instantly❌😏 n type “Hi” finally, and they log out quickly after sending it n Spend five hours without logging in coz they’re afraid you might have ignore them. At 19:30 they go to bath 🛀 after that they go straight to their beds n login in to Facebook, they’re now happy coz there’s two messages, they ignore it for 5mins n go straight to their notifications liking, commenting posts of their friends, after some 10mins they go straight to inbox n they found that you didn’t reply, they start to blame themselves maybe it’s because am ugly this n that so on and on they faint 💂😂😁. Guys am I wrong? 😊 Ladies keep it up we have dignity n we’re so precious. 👏

For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.

We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: U.N

A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun

Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English

If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say:
“This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”

I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen