Grandchild:”Gogo how old are u “?
Gogo:”I don’t know I’m too old “.
Grandchild:”Why can’t you look your underwear ,mine written 4-5 yrs.
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A teacher’s letter to a parent:
“Dear Parent, Jabu your son, doesn’t smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath.”
Parent replies:
“Dear Teacher, Jabu is not a rose flower. Don’t smell him, just teach him! Thank you.”
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You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡
Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?
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At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine.
“I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said.
“No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”
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If Doors Of Opportunity Don’t Open in 2019,
We Using Windows.. Are We Together?
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To Us Ugly Boys Who Don’t Cheat Bcz We Knw The Struggle Of Getting Girlfriend
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Thami was in jail receives a letter from his wife “Dear Thami, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them??”. Thami knowing that the prison guard read all mails, replies:, “My wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden that is where I hid all the money..”.A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife “Dear husband, you wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden..” Thami writes back: “My wife,those were my servants I sent to prepare the land for you, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”
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The uglier the couples 👫
The stronger the relationship
True or false?
👀
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PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.
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I hate it when am cooking and someone
open the door of POT to listen SALT
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
.
TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted
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To all ladies if you like a guy, approach him, he won’t say no.
They are all cheap
Starting with me.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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My Ex Posted a Pic yesterday With Her Bae And Got 3 Likes..
im so happy
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SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
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The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig
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