Some girls are like pregnancy
you can’t hide them 🤣

Us men we don’t like being asked questions but there are two questions we like being asked

“Do you have condoms and Is the door locked “? 😜

Deep down I’m not ok, I want to make someone’s daughter pregnant but she is on contraceptives 😭😭

Ladies we have seen challenges of pillow challenge, vw challenge, Makoti and side chick challenge…..

Now we are waiting for BRA OFF CHALLENGE.
On behalf of the guys we are tired of getting slaps
when you are doing woman on top

Mood killer in relationship is “Bae borrow me your phone” 😓 even Bae I’m on periods or not tonight “is nothing compare with that 😂😂

I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place😂

Xhosa girls don’t deserve to be taken out on dates cause when you taking her out on a date she will bring her friends along

The way some white people are so racist you will swear that at their schools there’s a subject called “Racist subject”

Girls when you going to sleep over at boyfriends place please bring all your toiletries.. Some of us we don’t like sharing face cloths and toothbrush

Xhosa guy will cheat on you with your sister then he introduce her as his cousin from Mtata 😂

Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”

That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch 🙄

If you dyed your hair blonde, automatically you are Lucy Diale Makhafola 🤣🤣

Let’s not argue that

In South Africa

Baby daddy Act 1999(act. No5 of 1999)

It says the first baby daddy must run away and never look back..

So ladies stop crying when baby run away cause he don’t wanna break baby daddy law