Little Johnny’s teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened, and he replied, “Ma’am, Continue Reading..

if u dn’t like me, Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕

Three fastest forms of communications: 1. telephone. 2. television. 3. tell-a-woman. If you want it even faster, tell her not Continue Reading..

I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor Continue Reading..

From today onwards we give fat people wrong direction so they can get to exercise

I love 2 walk in rain .. coz dan no1 can see me tearz (Charlie Chaplan) . . . I Continue Reading..

I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 🤔 I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 🤗 when I Continue Reading..