Doctors be like €££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’ Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills Those guys have got their own handwriting

Yesterday I got a job at the army should I start shooting people or is it still early

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Me: How ar u dear Her: I’m okay Me: Hope u r having a cool night Her: Yes Me: what’s Continue Reading..

am the only one is deeply in love but still single

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only Continue Reading..

December is tricky you go out to to buy airtime and you come back home drunk.

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”