A girl invited her boyfrend Nya
over for dinner in her house so he
could meet her parents.
While they were eating,
it started raining heavily,
so the girl’s mother said;
“Nyaa, I think you should sleep
over here because the rain
shows no sign of stopping anytime soon”.
After eating, the mom went to
the toilet and the father went
to sleep while the girl went to
the kitchen to clean the plates.
When the girl and her mother
returned to the sitting room,
Nyaa was not there, they checked
all over the house and did not find him.
As they were wondering what
happened to him, he walked back
into the house, really soaked in rain and
with a plastic bag.
Girl’s mother: Where were you and why are
you so wet?
Nyaa: I went home to get my pyjamas
maa’m.

People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you

I miss those girls that used to cry after breakups.
Girls nowadays just replace you with contestant number two.

Dear Ladies❤}
•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•
You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..

Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account

Stop asking for lifts petrol is expensive.
Mofaya ( energy drinks) are R10 buy them and walk

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.

Two mad men decided that they have to attend school, so they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was school.The following day, one got there early and climbed the tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked: “What are you doing up there?”
The friend replied: “I’m in high school now!”

I will be naming my daughter pregnant so when a guy meets her.
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am pregnant. 😂 case closed🙌🤣😋

Guys if you have forgotten your Vaseline don’t panic. We will wait for those Chef in the kitchen to go to sleep then we gonna steal those Olive oil.

*IF FORCING YOUR WIFE FOR SEX IS RAPE…*
*THEN FORCING YOUR HUSBAND FOR
SHOPPING IS ROBBERY*
_GUYS HOPE AM COMMUNICATING !!!

You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong