Some people go around busy saying, ” Alcohol is addictive”. 😂 😂 😂
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It is obvious that they don’t know any thing about air time advance

You know girls…You can never satisfy them because you can just rob a bank for her and she goes like:
“Why did you rob CAPITEC instead of FNB?”

Welcome to South Africa where you lend your friend money,
And you end up losing both your cash and a friend!!!

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Beating Your Mom

Funny guys are dangerous😂😂

They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….

Then boom you’re naked

That moment when having a good laugh
with your crush then your nose
decides to make a balloon

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”