If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..

Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣

Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.

Let’s start the argument, am ready.

Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!

My Room Mate Says she Lost R500.
What Makes Me Angry is that It Was R200 not R 500

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

He dumped you after 8 years? But why date somebody for that long?

I Won’t Let My Daughter Marry A Guy Like Me, Never!

The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools.
Elephant asked: Why are you running?
Impala: They are arresting all Goats.
Elephant: But you are not a goat.
Impala : Without primary evidence in Zimbabwe I’ll never be able to prove it.
Elephant too started running

The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭