Man was updating his FB status when he received a kol 4m da police: “Sir, yo wife has died in a car crash, we need u to come and identify the body”. Man: “Im very busy ryt now, can you take a picture of her, tag me. If its her i will press LIKE”

Except watching Orlando Pirates
or Kaize Chiefs’s game, what
other things you do to waste your
time?

Men with beards 50 years ago: “I’m going to the woods to chop down some trees.”

Men with beards today: “I’m going to the shops. There’s a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”

That awkward moment when you really want to eat and
then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign of leaving

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

The pain of hearing a kid playing with English
that you need for interview.

How old were you when you realised that
“People you may know” are actually people
who’ve gone through your profile?

“No Woman Can Control Me, No Woman Can Control Me”; “No woman can tell me what to do”
~•~^~•~
But Once She Says: “Go Lock the Door First” You Fly Like A Bird..!

I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

Nomsa wrote :

“Thanks God my kidz passed away to another grades , i’m going to braai them Saturday.”

Q.What wud u do?
,,,U r a man nd hv rented
a 3room house with ur wife.Ur lady friend
needs a place to stay & u decide to offer
her a room in ur house.Aftr a couple of
months u fall 4 her nd u start shagging
her!One day u lie to ur wife that u r going
out myb to a funeral so that u sleep at the
other room with ur lady friend!In the middle
of the nyt ur wife knoks and says ”chomi
can u pls give me a condom”,,,,?