A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
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Behind every high heels👠there are slippers👡
in the handbag
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Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.
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Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely
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Ronnie walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says “give me a beer before the problem starts”
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After drinking the 1st bottle, again he says to the bartender “give me another one before the problem starts”
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He give him, this goes on till the 5th bottle. The bartender then asks Ronnie “when are you going to pay for your beers?”
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Ronnie replys “eish, Now the problem starts”.
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*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*
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i Love Blowing Air into Babies Face And Watch Them Struggle To Breathe
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Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
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A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well
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Teacher: who is Jose Rizal?
(quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. )
John: maybe different section ma ‘ am.
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If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later
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There was football match between birds
and domestic animals and Mr bat wanted to
play for the but it was not allowed
because of its numerous teeth.
It went to the domestic animals and it was selected.
I will continue next time.
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You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!
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If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂
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