If you see me buying cabage this January, just know that I will be making salad….. I will be making Continue Reading..

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks. He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?” Angel Continue Reading..

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is When They Are in Hospital

MAN: Marry me? . WOMAN: Do you have a flat? . MAN: No! . WOMAN: Do you have a Camry Continue Reading..

When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face and her eyebrows disappear

My girlfriend has trust issues – Her: where are you? – Me: in a taxi – Her: give the taxi Continue Reading..

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on social media, body odour don’t appear in social media

When you are no longer in love with a guy , the sound of his snoring irritates you , but Continue Reading..