If his phone rings and he goes
outside… Follow him and help him
find the signal
in relationship we help each other

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day

Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”

Did you know???
–
A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.

Teacher: What are ethics?
Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.

People who buy a car & don’t post it online have a PhD in maturity.
As for me i will even park it on your timeline…..
After that I will go by my ex’s house to ask for directions to my place.

A married man goes to confessional and
says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair
with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?” question the
priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go
near that woman again. Now, say five Hail
Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and
exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any
money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like
you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”

Her : baby I’m pregnant

Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?

Her : baby I’m pregnant serious

Skebhe : eh! and your surname too

Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that.
They think they are in movies

Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?

Dear White men,
U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did;
U said we should speak your language,
we have obediently ignored ours.
U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats,
we have obeyed without questioning.
U asked our ladies to wear dead people’s hair instead of the natural
hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.
U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of plenty black angels,
we reluctantly agreed.
You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate,
we agreed yet we all know sweetness of live SEX!

Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN &
WOMEN with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like
Sodom and Gomorrah?
White folk, we say Nonsense!!
We don’t agree with U this time!
As proud Africans, we say a huge NO to GAY relationships.
If you agree with me,let’s claps hands together wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa