People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…
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Soldier: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but pls
leave our grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting Leave who
out)?… War is war, everybody must face the
consequences!!
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Nothing is as painful than being phoned
by your crush telling you to check your wall
& respond but you can’t tell her you’re on
free mode
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is great,’ he thought.
It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
“Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
“Yes. Come and join us,” they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. “What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked.
“Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This, he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
“You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. “Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.
“There’s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, “he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. “They’re girls. We make love to them. Go and try it.”
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning s****ing his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
“That was fantastic,” he panted.
“So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
“I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
“Why? We thought you liked it here.”
“I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory. I’m dying for a cigarette!”
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Scroll down I wrote “my bae’s name”
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“My bae’s name”
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why it is difficult for a woman to leave
abusive relationship than broke guy
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Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification
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A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”
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Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..
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I once told my nephew to Skip First “H” Whenever He reads/Pronounce English words(E .g Honest )later that day I told him to heat My food in the microwave …..I almost killed that barstad
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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate
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When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend
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Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples
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Dear lol and hmmm,
Thanks for being there for me wen I have nothing else to say😃
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Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”
as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation
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