Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

Whites: I’m a Prostitute
Blacks: Gift Exchange

If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years😷
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Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light🔦
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Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea😯
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So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light🙊🙉😨🔦
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She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!😠
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”😠
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Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

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A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁‍♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!