A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣
