Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe
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I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate
that I’ve eaten already.
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Those Girls That Put Their Whole Stomach In Leggings;
Are You Kangaroos??
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Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire
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Being hurt by someone you love can make you wake up at 2am and
say “Yah neh!” and go back to sleep
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When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room
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I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge
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I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…
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Izdudla are the most selfish people in the world.
They will sit down with a mini skirt,
and you will see nothing…
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The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event
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Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another
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Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.
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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Son Fainted…
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– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏
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If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice.
Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.
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If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?
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