Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.
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A gal with big eyes can read your messages even when ur Phone is locked
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Do your parents know that 70% of the time
you are at university
you don’t sleep on your bed
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Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.
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I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…
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If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription
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Boy: Hey babe do you smell that
Girl: no what do you mean
Boy: I smell wet dog omg I know what it’s coming from
Girl: what
Boy: well it smells like a dog that’s wet and the only dog in here is
Girl: where
Boy: you
Girl: what how rude
Boy: oh come on
Girl: what no
Boy: well you are a smelly mutt
Girl: that’s it I’m braking up with you
Boy: what you smelly mutt we can’t date your a dog silly
Girl: really
Boy: I’m putting you up for the pound
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I have worked hard for my money,
that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.
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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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In My Culture. ☺
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When There’s A Ceremony At My Next Door Neighbours’ House We Don’t Cook At Home.
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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To all Salah fans lets go into the bible
Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.
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Dear girls,
we do want to give you happy relationships but as soon as you are in a happy relationship
you start to be become fat.
So no!
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I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells
his Avocados R22 each.
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If You Never Crushed On Your Cousins
Then Your Family is Ugly
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The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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