There’s not having anger issues like peanut butter, First it will tore ur bread apart and then choke you.

I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing? He said working from home.

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Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you” They always think it’s about s*x ~•~ And be like: “Girl, Continue Reading..

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the Continue Reading..

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