Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.

Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
.
I dont knw whats wrong

New year promotion!!!!!

Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.

Prophecies for 2018
If any of these prophecies does not come to pass before the end of the year, then I am not a man of God.

1. There shall be 28 days in the month of February.
2. Any car with an empty tank shall be immobile.
3. If you don’t have any money in your account, you won’t be able to withdraw.
4. Tell any candidate that misses their exams that they won’t have any result.
5. Every woman delivered of just a baby shall have either a boy or a girl.
6. If you don’t subscribe you won’t be able to watch your cable TV.
7. The volume of your urine shall be a function of your water intake.
8. The moment you eat this year, your hunger shall disappear.
9. A new president shall be sworn in in the US.
10. Nollywood shall produce hundreds of meaningless movies this year.
11. There shall be different reactions/responses to these prophetic declarations.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I repeat, if these prophecies do not come to pass, then I am not a man of God!

In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.

Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

MTN is not joking nowadays. When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery.

A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “No he’s not” because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.

A real girlfriend kneels down when
answering her boyfriend’s call

When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please

I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”