Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence. Me: You mean … the period? Client: I Continue Reading..

When I was 16 my mother wanted to get rid of me because I was a problem child… She sent Continue Reading..

Getting Bored? . . . Need Some Fun In Life? Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream …… Don’t Marry Continue Reading..

*Quote of the day:* *Having an ugly friend is not a problem .. The problem is when people start asking, Continue Reading..

Church is the best place to go after a break up. You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody will Continue Reading..

Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??….. dont Continue Reading..

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me ” this is how girls ask if you’ single

Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ? because they don’t wear pants silly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣