एक पत्नी ने अनायास ही अपने पति का मोबाइल फोन चैक किया।
उसे तीन अनोखे नाम से नम्बर सेव दिखे।
–मेरी हमदर्द–
–मेरी दुलारी–
–मेरे सपनों की रानी–
वह गुस्सा हो गयी।
–उसने पहला नम्बर डायल किया, वह उसकी माँ ने उठाया।
–दूसरा नम्बर डायल किया, वहां पति की बहन से जवाब मिला।
–तीसरा नम्बर डायल किया, तो उसके स्वयं के मोबाइल की घँटी बजने लगी।
वह रोने लगी, आंखों से आंसू बहने लगे, क्योंकि उसने अपने निर्दोष पति पर शक किया था। पश्चात्ताप करने के लिये उसने उस महीने के पूरी तनख्वाह पति को ही वापस सौंप दी।
पति की सासू माँ को पता चला तो उसने अपने जवाईं की ऐसी निष्ठा पर खुश होकर हजारों रुपए का शगुन दिया।
पति ने सारा पैसा लिया और एक महंगा गिफ्ट खरीदा और उसे अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड पर लुटा दिया।
वह गर्लफ्रेंड जिसका नाम उसने मोबाइल में
“मुन्ना मेकेनिक” के नाम से सेव कर रखा था।
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There Are Two Types Of Pain In This World. Pain That Hurts You. Pain That Changes You….
Good relationships are like trees. They provide shade to us shade in all situations of life.
Hard Times Are Sometimes Blessing In Disguise.
We Do Have To Suffer But In The End
It Makes Us Strong, Better & Wise……..
I seriously can’t commit to a girl
who can’t make two cups of tea with one teabag, I’m sorry
Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
A Little Girl was asking Her Teacher
Girl:”Can my Mom get Pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old is your Mother?
Girl:”she’s 40 years old”
Teacher:”Yes,she can
Girl:Can my Sister get pregnant?!
Teacher:”How old is your sister?
Girl:She’s 18 years!
Teacher:”Yes,she can dear!
Girl:”Can I get pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old are you?”
Girl:”I’m 11 years”
Teacher:No you cannot get pregnant
~a little boy(RUPHUS) sitting behind the little
girl said,”I Told You We Have Nothing To Worry About!!
Someone didn’t make it last night and you are still seeing the morning view, still seeing the sunrise ☀
You are still breathing.
This is not a lucky thing, its a blessing.
And you to take moment and Thanks God for the breath in your lungs,
Wherever you are be able to take little prayer and thanks Him.
good morning
Girl : “how would you describe me?”
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Ronnie : “ABCDEFGHIJK”
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Girl : “whats that?”
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Ronnie : “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Funny, Graceful, Helpful, Intelligent”
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Girl : “what about JK?”
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Ronnie : “Just kidding”
Anisasho u Cyril Ramaphosa ubaba ka Lehasa Maphosa
Vosho gase dance
ya January otla wisha ke tlala samma.
I remember going to a ZCC church
Looking for a job..
I thought it was a security company
Ke mang Mara motho a go roka line yela mo fase ga Marete?
Shem wa roka mothowe
