You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
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Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂
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The awkward moment when someone likes your picture
that you posted 8 months ago.
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When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls
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Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken
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Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to people
who asked me for directions.!!
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Skebhe and his two friends attended a party and got themselves drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrived at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked… to his grtest surprise while Skebhe was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that Skebhe knew what he did but decided to ask Skebhe why the slap and Skebhe answerd “you were too fast YOU ALMOST KILLED US“`
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After her 4th baby, a girl from limpompo went to see the pastor..
She said “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air..?”
“Yes” said the pastor, “your legs..”
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Your girlfriend wants u to meet her family😐
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When u get there…The elder sister is your ex-girlfriend😯
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The younger brother is the boy u were fighting with over a girl😤
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Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion😩
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And finally the mother is a sugar mommy who just bought u the car🚗 u are currently using😨
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What will u do?
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When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down
and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s forehead
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie
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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
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Man was updating his FB status when he received a kol 4m da police: “Sir, yo wife has died in a car crash, we need u to come and identify the body”. Man: “Im very busy ryt now, can you take a picture of her, tag me. If its her i will press LIKE”
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