Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*…😉

A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

• Name – *Husband*
• Symbol – *Hb*
• Atomic weight:
– Light when found
first
– Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time

• Physical properties:
– Boils at any time
with inlaws
– Can freeze in front
of his own family
– Melts if sees other
women
– Very bitter if
questioned

• Chemical properties:
– Very reactive
– Highly unstable
– Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
– Money saving agent

• Occurrence:

– Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.


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