Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day
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I need a wife as crazy as I am.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and we are both laughing cuz we forgot to pick our kids from school.
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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔
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I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied
thanks bro
Yaz im hurt deep inside
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN
MY LIFE LIKE
THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, “you
think you have
family
problems? Listen to my
situation.”
“A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown up
daughter and we got married.
Later my father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my
stepson.
Also my wife became mother in
law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife,
my stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother
because he was
my father’s
son but he was also the son of
my wife’s
daughter, which
made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife
and I had a son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother
is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother
in law of my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife.
Thus I am my
stepmother’s
brother in law, my wife is her
own child’s aunt,
my son is my
father’s nephew and I’m my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family
problems?
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Teacher fell Asleep in Class and
Nyaa walked up to him,
Nyaa : “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
Teacher : “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
Nyaa: “What were you doing Sir ?
”Teacher : I was talking to God.”
The next day Nyaa fell Asleep in class and the
same teacher walks up to him
Teacher : “Nyaa , You are sleeping in my Class.”
Nyaa : “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher : “What were you doing. ??”
Nyaa : “I was talking to God.”
Angry Teacher : “What did he Say ??”
Nyaa : “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.
One word for Nyaa? Dont forget to SHARE
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*
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Donald Trump wanted to paint the white house.
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He calls for quotation… Chinese guy quoted 3 million, European guy quoted 7 million and a African guy quoted 10 million.
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Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote 3 million?” Chinese guy replied “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit”.
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Trump asked european guy.
He replied-“3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..”
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Trump then asked the African guy. He replied “4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to do the painting ☺!!”
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The African guy got the contract.
So how many likes for Africans guy ??
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WIFE; I saw you in my dreams that you were buying a diamond ring for me… HUSBAND; I saw your dad paying the bill…
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Those who say it’s a blue Monday, where do they look. Pls tell me I want to find the colour of other days. Or don’t they have colours,??
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Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi
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If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!
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If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness
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Skinny Chicks With Small Butts Be Like “Don’t
Touch My Butt” Instead Of “Don’t Touch My ass bones”
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