Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!!
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Never run after a bus or a girl.
There will always be another one.
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Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries
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Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs
Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?
Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life
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One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.
If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.
I’m tired of sending Cv’s
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{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!
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The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply
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Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice
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Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate
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Rainbow came back home & found his wife
crying
Rainbow:What’s wrong dear?
Wife:Your son called me a bitch
Rainbow:Mxm I’m gonna kill that son of a
bitch
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.
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Look, i’m not saying that I’m Spiderman
but so far nobody has seen me in the same room
with him so how can u tell that i’m not spiderman??
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Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is
better than a morning text from Bae…❤🙄
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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you “are you
sleeping?”
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You’re making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying to
do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom, wet; ”did you just have
a bath?”
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
”going up?”
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
sees you and ask; ”what are you
doing here?”
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ”Plz can I get
you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Ans:…..??????!!!!
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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